me: *sniffs air*
me: ah september
me: the time where bugs die
me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
me: aaah

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

radical-illusion:

remember when people used to say in 2014 there will be flying cars? It’s 2014 now and Facebook doesn’t even support gifs

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr