if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me
remember when people used to say in 2014 there will be flying cars? It’s 2014 now and Facebook doesn’t even support gifs
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr